The Romans called her Venus! The Greeks called her Aphrodite! But if you have romantic problems, you should call someone else!She gave humanity true love. They produced The Bachelor. She offered them romance. They chose dick pics. She’s had enough.If you’ve got love problems, she feels bad for you, son - she’s got 99 problems, but your crap is no longer one.Now this Love Goddess, born of the sea, is going to find some nice beach-front real estate and ignore all of your calls.You say please. You offer prayers and sacrifices. She says...Aphro-Bite-Me!

Venus by Banana Rama