Cry Babe never quite grew out of her high school emo girl days. She may have grown out her bangs so you can now see more than one eye at a time, and her style may have upgraded from red and black plaid and chain pants, but her sad girl heart lives on through her love of dark memes and poetry. As a Pisces and ENFJ, Cry Babe is all up in her feels all the time. Ever since she was a kid, she's cried over happy things and sad, and she ever cries when she's angry. Over the years, she's cried over boys, girls, good movies, books, songs, art, kittens and other fluffy cute things, the fact that Donald Trump is still our president, and once even the beauty of cheese. Recently, Cry Babe has been especially devastated due to having her heart broken by who she thought was her person. In her grief, she threw herself into one of her favorite shows, Ru Paul's Drag Race, where she discovered her inner queen, so she bossed up, dove even deeper into feminism, and started nama-slaying it both in yoga class and in her looks. Pretty soon Cry Babe became so fabulous, inside and out, that she started crying glitter. Now, instead of shedding her own tears, she collects tears of the patriarchy and drinks them instead of her morning coffee.

"Not Today, Satan Not Today!" "You GO Glenn Coco!" and "I could finish him like a cheesecake!"