On most days you can catch Alona lying on the couch, drinking boxed wine and sobbing into a Lean Cuisine while watching made-for-TV movies with her cats. All 8 of them. Sometimes they’ll do something fun like live action recreations of 1983’s Tony awarding-winning musical Cats. Don’t feel sorry for her though, she chooses the cat life. They’re the only ones who understand her. They’re independent and self-sufficient and are not afraid to let their inner lioness show.
Fuckton of Cats from the soundtrack of My Crazy Ex Girlfriend
Catnip and pinot noir