Johnny Smash
Step into the ring of fire.
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Bio:
Hello -- I'm Johnny Smash. I'm honored to participate in GRAWL along with my feisty wife, June Carter Smash, and the Folsom Prism back-up singers. The only thing I love more than a good ole country ballad is to win arm wrestling matches against country crooners. I'm a man of few words, so let me tell it in a song."My opponents will fall into a burning ring of fire.They'll go down, down, down, while my biceps bulge much higher.They will yearn, yearn, yearn, to retire.Johnny Smash on fire. Johnny Smash on fire."
Theme song:
"Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash
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