Hello -- I'm Johnny Smash. I'm honored to participate in GRAWL along with my feisty wife, June Carter Smash, and the Folsom Prism back-up singers. The only thing I love more than a good ole country ballad is to win arm wrestling matches against country crooners. I'm a man of few words, so let me tell it in a song."My opponents will fall into a burning ring of fire.They'll go down, down, down, while my biceps bulge much higher.They will yearn, yearn, yearn, to retire.Johnny Smash on fire. Johnny Smash on fire."

"Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash