Widowed and penniless, Mrs. Shove-it, bless her heart, served up the worst meat pies in London. How could she ever achieve her dream of winning the Great British Bake Off with meat pies made of lard? To supplement her income for quality ingredients, Mrs. Shove-it arm wrestles other delusional and destitute wenches in the slums of London. When she meets Sweeney Todd, a bitter barber with a beef, they bake up a delicious partnership. Her meat pies are now making their way through the hearts and guts of London with the most savory of ingredients – it must be the coriander. Though her meat pie business is thriving, Mr. Todd’s barbershop clients, unfortunately, are no longer. She can’t wait to make you a tasty meat pie.
You look tasty.